You can has blogburger

Sometimes I wonder about the futility of writing a blog. I mean, mere polysyllabic constructs of society cannot contain my awesomeness. However, in my feeble schema of reality, this blog is immaculate.

But lucky you! You get to enjoy the 8 oz. of perfectly grilled and seasoned meat that is my blogburger. Fuck that, I should be serving you guys LOLCatburger. But that's a different story for another time.

Mmm.... Delicious. I'm giving that waiter a tip.